Sticky Note
I found this on a sticky note on my desk. I must have written it sometime in the last while. Check it out:
character who talks on his cell phone all the time: while he's driving, while he's eating, while he's golfing, while he's fighting, while he's lifting weights and yelling in exertion. He then uses the microwaves to set off the system of a bionic ninja who [comes to life when exposed to cell phones | goes insane when exposed to cell phones | dies when exposed to cell phones | only talks to people if mediated by a cell phone].
I like the last phone. An invincible ninja who can only be negotiated with on the telephone.
It's kind of dumb, but whatever.